View Full Version : John Rambo vs. 100 Ewoks
The Electron Zone
07-30-2009, 06:17 PM
The battle takes place in Felucia...
This is John Rambo from First Blood Part II; he's on par with being impeccable in that film.
Mr. Rambo gets any based-weaponery he chooses...
The twist: There is no unlimited Ammo.
The Ewok clan beat the most technologically-advanced unit in the Universe, with a bunch of home-made shanks...
Can Rambo gut all of the mini Teddy Bears, or do they use him as a pinata?
wevenger
08-08-2009, 02:40 AM
100 ewoks would win.. :D
Silent Assassin.
08-21-2009, 12:15 AM
Rambo.. I have seen what the ewoks can do... Rambo.. he gets any gun..with unlimited bullets. also Rambo in movie 1 is great..puttin all them traps and sh*t... and in movie 2 he was better. In movie 4 woulda been wiked he killed over 300 people..
But I knwo the capabilites of EWOKS and I just think Rambo
MasamuneSephiroth
08-21-2009, 12:21 AM
omg this idea is hilarious lol i think if john rambo had his guns, he would win, but if he just used his bare hands, i think he would take out about 20 before he was overpowered.
Silent Assassin.
08-21-2009, 01:10 AM
omg this idea is hilarious lol i think if john rambo had his guns, he would win, but if he just used his bare hands, i think he would take out about 20 before he was overpowered.
but he has weopans.. he has a pick of any weopan with unlimited bullets
hmm.. and Rambo is a good boxxer so with hands is good (Rocky lol)
Kanoke
08-21-2009, 03:41 AM
Most of the ewoks would die but they would win. This is because they could all attack at once and stone him to death quickly.
but he has weopans.. he has a pick of any weopan with unlimited bullets
hmm.. and Rambo is a good boxxer so with hands is good (Rocky lol)
But it says above that he doesn't have unlimmited ammo. And remember, the Ewoks have guns that shoot plasma and lasers. One hit from that, and you get a dead Rambo. Besides, he is dealing with ONE HUNDRED EWOKS all shooting at him. THe chance of him being shot is very likely. And even if he does kill a couple of the tiny teddy bears, he'll soon run out of bullets. In the end, even John Rambo will fall at the swarms of Ewoks.
Quantity over Quality.
Except in DBZ, where it's the other way around.
Silent Assassin.
08-21-2009, 06:03 PM
But it says above that he doesn't have unlimmited ammo. And remember, the Ewoks have guns that shoot plasma and lasers. One hit from that, and you get a dead Rambo. Besides, he is dealing with ONE HUNDRED EWOKS all shooting at him. THe chance of him being shot is very likely. And even if he does kill a couple of the tiny teddy bears, he'll soon run out of bullets. In the end, even John Rambo will fall at the swarms of Ewoks.
Quantity over Quality.
Except in DBZ, where it's the other way around.
Yes sorry I misread that bit,
But Rambo doesnt always use a gun. He took down a whole army..well a big bunch of people... alot...
Well I must watch some videos of these EWOKS...
Ascended Vegeta
08-21-2009, 06:06 PM
Seriously, does no one read the forum rules posted at the top of each forum.
This is an anime or commic book BA, not a tellytubbies care bear or w/e BA>
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